Monday, December 28, 2009

Stocking Stuffer

I received a stick of pepperoni in my Christmas stocking.

As I sit here at my desk gnawing on it, it occurs to me that there is no way to offer to share it with anyone without being brought up on sexual harrassment charges.


Anonymous said...

"Is that a salami in your stocking or are you just happy to see me? "
"Want a slice of happiness?"
"Want to chew the pepperoni with me?"
"Boy, this is hard to eat all by myself, want to share?"
"Oh,oh,oh,oooooohh! This is so goood!"

PS, are you sure you got the right stocking?

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe no one else has commented on this entry.

Donzo said...

Give us time!

"Hey! Want to eat my meat?"
"I am, . . . the meat man!"
"Howdy. Glad to, . . . meat you."
"This is my meat. I got it from my wife. Have some."
"This is my meat. Where is yours?"