From the Completely Random Thoughts File...Brooke Shields cannot act. Well, technically, I suppose she can over-act, but as an actress she is epic fail. Her performances strain credulity and seem more like the cry of a desparate denizen of Hollywood who is frantically seeking a steady job than those of skilled actress. Apart from some pseudo-porn when she was 13 in The Blue Lagoon, her body of work entails a short-lived and very horrible sit-com (the entirety of which seemed like a continual audition for her next job) and a few Ivory Soap commercials. Looking pretty is not the same as acting. Just stop. Stop.
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I vaguely remember liking that series. But only vaguely. I think I was just happy to see Judd Nelson
working again after Breakfast Club. Hasn't worked since I don't think.
Brooke Shields Movies:
1978 Pretty Baby
King of the Gypsies
1979 Tilt
Wanda Nevada
Just You and Me, Kid
1980 The Blue Lagoon
1981 Endless Love
1983 Sahara
1984 The Muppets Take Manhattan
1989 Speed Zone!
Brenda Starr
1990 Backstreet Dreams
1992 Running Wild
1993 Freaked
Hideous Mutant
1994 The Postgraduate
The Seventh Floor
1996 Freeway
1998 The Misadventures of Margaret Lily
1999 The Weekend Nina
Black and White
The Bachelor
2000 After Sex
2004 Our Italian Husband
The Easter Egg Adventure
2005 Bob the Butler
2007 National Lampoon's Bag Boy
2008 Justice League: The New Frontier
The Midnight Meat Train
Unstable Fables: Goldilocks & 3 Bears Show
2010 Furry Vengeance
She has accomplished lots and lots of ... crap.
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